I decided to prank call my ex because im pathetic like that. Anyways i didnt use *67 cuz im dumb. But i used the house phone. So i called he was like helloooo? And i just panicked and hung up. So he calls back like 3 mins later and without thinking i picked the phone up and was like “hello” and i realized my mistake so i was like fuck and hung up and then i burst out laughing.
Kay so basically i always get myself into fucked up/wierd situations. Ex:
So i met this guy a few nights ago or whatever. & he was nice and sweet and i actually started liking him. His attitude turned me on. Kay so we ended up having sex or whatever & i was likeee all happy cuz like we were basically in this bigass house by ourselves for like 3 days. Kay so he was telling me he liked me & i liked him too. And i was like wow a cute funny smart guy likes me(: i mean he cooked for me & everything. So i was just like omg he’s perf. Happy story, right? No. Absolutely not.
So one day I left the house for one day so i could spend the night at my homeboys house. I told my homeboy all about him & everything. Goddamn im stupid. Kay so the next day, i get dropped back off at home right. & i walk in all happy cuz im suuuper excited to see disss nigga. Kay so im walking in witha bigass smile on my stupid face & i see him on the couch. And laying in his beautiful muscular arms is another girl. Craaazy right. What did i do? I put on my poker face, said “hey” as nonchalant as i could and breezed out the room as if i didn’t give 2 fucks. Later on, i findd out that its his fucking girlfriend he’s been with for a year. And she’s 2 months pregnant by the bastard. So yeah. My life is a fucking joke basically. I give up on people.
Damn that nigga made her onion rings and everything.